CumCum Lube Water-based Synthetic Sperm Lubricant

Let's say this product is, interesting.

So, CumCum Lube boasts on its' bottle that its' synthetic sperm is odourless, never dries, never sticky and manufactured with sensitive skin in mind.

First off, it smells like school glue. Although mild, it's not unnoticeable. Secondly, it never dries and lasts an insanely LONG time. Thirdly, it's not sticky at all this is one of the slickest lubes I have ever touched. Its texture is arguably very accurate to the human body's natural lubrication. I would argue it is more akin to a female's natural transudate (vaginal lubrication) than semen, as claimed. The only thing that sells this sperm illusion is the opaque colour. Lastly, this product has a sweet taste due to the presence of; sorbitol, sucralose and citric acid.

CumCum Lube is safe for use with all materials. Manufactured using natural ingredients. "Water, sorbitol, isopropyl isostearate, glyceryl stearate, glycerin, hydroxyethylcellulose, cellulose gum, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate, sucralose and citric acid."
It is antifungal, antibacterial, non-toxic, paraben-free, chemical-free, synthetic fragrance-free, mineral-oil-free, and DEA-free.

Overall this product is worth a try. For me, the branding is very niche.